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- My daughter recently told me that some days, her classroom is too quiet. So quiet in fact, that she cannot even think. I told her I understood, saying some people need a little background noise to h...

By: Ping | Category: Musings | Score: 5| Added: 28 Mar 2017

I Used The 'D' Word

- Oh no. I said it. Damn him! Why'd he cut me off? Ever heard of a shoulder check, buddy? Good thing I was paying attention... I sure hope they weren't. What should I do?  Remain quiet and ignore t...

By: Ping | Category: Musings | Score: 5| Added: 23 Feb 2017

Adventures Across the Starways - Chapter 21

- Sive leaned against the wall while listening to Murdock’s plan. She knew he had his own agenda, but for now, she needed him, and his plan needed her. “So that's pretty much it. Any questions or do yo...

By: Kari | Category: Science Fiction | Score: 4.8| Added: 18 Jan 2017

Just A Little Tickle

- My Uncle Dave was an electrician by trade much like his father, my Grandpa Vernon. He retired from the power company and became a private electrician. One night we were in town for a visit to Grandma...

By: Vern_Fawcett | Category: Flash Fiction | Score: 5| Added: 10 Jan 2017

Broken Parts

- A few weeks ago I had to go into the doctor's office for my bi-annual epidural in my lower back. A cocktail of lidocaine, cortisone and various and sundry magical concoctions that let me maneuver my m...

By: Dreamcatcher | Category: Musings | Score: 5| Added: 04 Jan 2017

Ol' St. Dick

- Good Old St. Nick, (Who is a bit of a dick), Thought this Christmas, He would just play a trick. It didn't matter how nice you were, Or who you hugged or who you kissed. Santa was changi...

By: Dreamcatcher | Category: Poetry | Score: 5| Added: 25 Dec 2016

The Robin Hood of Christmas

- A man I knew of quite strange mind would rob the disabled and blind but then give to the very sick and needy. People thinking he was mad would ask “How can you do so bad?” He’d say ”It’s easy t...

By: rantingsenior | Category: Poetry | Score: 4.9| Added: 22 Dec 2016

A Summer Dogs Day

- Man it’s hot today! One of those fry an egg on the side walk August killers. No breeze either. Look that dead dog is still there in the ditch. Boy, is it bloated up now! It’s been five days. Surprise...

By: Vern_Fawcett | Category: Flash Fiction | Score: 5| Added: 15 Dec 2016

Yes Son, That Was An Elk.

- Yes, son. That was an Elk. Hunting season was always a big deal. We took hunters from all over, and these guided hunts were pretty much off-limits to youngsters wanting to tag-along. However, kind of...

By: Vern_Fawcett | Category: Flash Fiction | Score: 5| Added: 09 Dec 2016

Fading Ink - A Mother's Memoir

- It was Halloween weekend, just a little over two months before Katy passed away and we were spending it in one of Katy's favorite places. Asheville, North Carolina, about 100 miles from our home. My m...

By: Bella85 | Category: Memoirs | Score: 5| Added: 13 Nov 2016

Adventures Across the Starways - Chapter 20

- In the Captain's quarters, Sive continued to poke around the Captain's things thinking, “Yes, very nice quarters Captain. Too bad I can't hide here until we docked at some planet where I could slip a...

By: Kari | Category: Science Fiction | Score: 5| Added: 10 Nov 2016

Poughtaytow

- Who invented this language that we speak? Does a bucket leek or leak? Why is there a K in knife or knee? And who the hell spelled psychiatry? English is spelled just how it sounds. Yet everything el...

By: Dreamcatcher | Category: Poetry | Score: 5| Added: 06 Nov 2016

17 Alternatives to NaNoWriMo

- 1. NaNO!WriMo: Do not write anything — not a single word — for 30 days. The challenge is tougher than it might seem. 2. NaDoWriMo: Chronicle every episode of The Simpsons in which Homer exclai...

By: magnificent1rascal | Category: Humor | Score: 4.8| Added: 05 Nov 2016

Hair Brushes and Tractor Batteries

- As a young man I was a night owl/late sleeper. Getting me up for chores and school was often difficult. One morning Mom had given up and sent Dad up to “Get him up NOW!" I slept in the top bunk of our...

By: Vern_Fawcett | Category: Flash Fiction | Score: 4.7| Added: 05 Nov 2016

Nasty Woman and the Bad Hombres Present: (He Does Not Like) The Old Blond Bitch

- Excuse me, sir; I hate to intrude But you're out in public and your shirt's rather rude Although fairly mild, as far as some go, The sentiment still dips pretty low I mean, 'Life's a bitch - don't el...

By: magnificent1rascal | Category: Musings | Score: 5| Added: 26 Oct 2016

A Scathing Reply to Dirty Martini’s 'The Conning of America'

- How sad the best that we can do is picking these pathetic two for President of our United States. One a bozo quite uncouth the other cannot tell the truth A sad choice to have on our voting...

By: rantingsenior | Category: Poetry | Score: 4.7| Added: 26 Oct 2016

The Conning Of America

- A con man rolled into town, With a funny looking wig. Made a lot of promises, Everything will be really big. He claims he doesn’t like immigrants, Says they cause a lot of strife, But yo...

By: DirtyMartini | Category: Poetry | Score: 5| Added: 25 Oct 2016

Humor from the road.

- Traveling across the US with a group of talented actors was one of the best jobs I ever had. In between shows we lingered backstage swapping stories from our younger days. One of the funniest stories ...

By: The_Count | Category: Memoirs | Score: 5| Added: 22 Oct 2016

Trump School of Dance

- Today at the Trump School of Dance we’re going to teach you Mr. Trump’s personal favorite move, The Narcissist Hustle. If you promise not to tell him I told you this, it’s actually the only step he ...

By: magnificent1rascal | Category: Musings | Score: 5| Added: 10 Oct 2016

Vernon hears a WHOOOOO

- One summer evening when I was about 4 or 5 years old, an owl was hooting off in the woods. It was a moon-dark night so from inside the cabin all that could be seen was a pitch black empty. I stood at ...

By: Vern_Fawcett | Category: Micro Fiction | Score: 5| Added: 05 Oct 2016

Soups On!

- Boil your hen, cut up in pieces Legs and wings and breasts and thighs Add crushed garlic so the flavor increases Eight cups of broth brings a smile to your eyes While you wait let's chop some stuff ...

By: Dreamcatcher | Category: Poetry | Score: 5| Added: 05 Oct 2016

Adventures Across the Starways - Chapter 19

- Sive opened her eyes to darkness, blinking a couple of times. She snarled silently to herself. “You bastard!” She desperately pushed several buttons before frustration took over and she started hitt...

By: Kari | Category: Science Fiction | Score: 5| Added: 02 Oct 2016

Stand Straight When Smoking/ Two Slim

- **Picks up a cigarette. Lights it. Puff puff, Cough, cough (chokes). Switches it off** I don’t even like smoking. Worse still I am right outside a cancer ward. Alright, I don’t even know how I’m gon...

By: anthonychansa | Category: Humor | Score: 5| Added: 02 Oct 2016

Granddad finds a spark

- Granddad Art and Dad were the only mechanics we could afford so anything that broke, they fixed. Our farm machinery was all second hand and mostly old so there was no lack of work. The Ford tractors w...

By: Vern_Fawcett | Category: Flash Fiction | Score: 5| Added: 02 Oct 2016

(I Do Not Like) The Orange Man

- Pardon me, miss, have you time for a poll? No, not today. I'm out for a stroll. That's okay, ma'am, while you stroll I can poll! All right, I suppose, if you poll while I stroll... Do you pl...

By: magnificent1rascal | Category: Musings | Score: 5| Added: 29 Sep 2016

Never-ending Romance: A Sonnet

- The world has recognized the love I feel And so they wonder at my constant sighs. They know I love my lover, that's for real, And weep whene'er I win, then lose, the prize. I simply must believe they...

By: LarryFNigh | Category: Poetry | Score: 5| Added: 28 Sep 2016

My Type

- MY TYPE I’m into her type She is definitely worth the hype I got an eye on her like a pirate  Can’t wait to have her in private  Designed by her Gods, definitely built for touch Despite the game ...

By: anthonychansa | Category: Poetry | Score: 5| Added: 22 Sep 2016

Runner

- He didn't think I saw him but I did. Out of the corner of my eyes I just caught sight of him as he turned the corner. He had the stealth and quickness of a cat. I took off running. He wouldn't get aw...

By: Dreamcatcher | Category: Musings | Score: 5| Added: 20 Sep 2016

Snatch A Twin - Continuance of Chapter Two

- (continuance from chapter two) D'amieeh's phone kept dinging with text messages from the girls that followed the hashtag #SnatchATwin from IG, G+ and Facebook. Questioning her run-in with Larry, w...

By: MzNotReallyKnown | Category: General | Score: 5| Added: 19 Sep 2016

Yuck

- “Aw Mom,” whines Jeremy. “Do I have to take history? I hate history.” “Yes, you must take it this term.” “But history always leaves...” Jeremy thinks, “a bad taste in my mouth.” “I know dear, bu...

By: meredith | Category: Micro Fiction | Score: 5| Added: 17 Sep 2016

On Her Own

- "This tour guide doesn't know what he's talking about. You don't need to go all the way to the student union for lunch — the coffee shop at the library is better, faster and cheaper than the cafeteri...

By: magnificent1rascal | Category: Flash Fiction | Score: 5| Added: 16 Sep 2016

Doc Johnson's Rules of Life

- No matter where you stand, anything dropped in the kitchen will always kick, bounce, twirl, and roll under the refrigerator. The amount of sugar, creamer, salt or pepper in those little paper contain...

By: Dreamcatcher | Category: Musings | Score: 5| Added: 16 Sep 2016

Shmolympics

- I'm not saying I'm old as dirt, but the Dead Sea was still alive when I was born. During that time I've seen umpteen number of Olympics Games and have watched the games turn from athletic splendor at ...

By: Dreamcatcher | Category: Musings | Score: 5| Added: 13 Aug 2016

Adventures Across the Starways - Chapter 18

- The door to the mess hall opened and in walked three of Murdock’s crew, they had had enough of searching and now were feeling hungry. While two took a table and sat down, one walked up to the counter...

By: Kari | Category: Science Fiction | Score: 5| Added: 13 Aug 2016

Smudges

- For the last few weeks, I've had the opportunity of having several clans of my family visit for various lengths of time. As most of you who know me are already aware, I am as fun to visit with as a wo...

By: Dreamcatcher | Category: Musings | Score: 5| Added: 10 Aug 2016

Nigerian internet riches are soon to be mine!

- Hey Suzy, In the last two weeks I have received five amazing internet offers. Each was from an individual who desired to make me the recipient of a bodaciously huge sum of cash. Three of these offer...

By: wordwaymike | Category: Humor | Score: 4.7| Added: 04 Aug 2016

Adventures Across the Starways - Chapter 17

- Sive had swiftly realized her only chance was to get up into the dark rafters and crossbeams the dancing poles were attached to. If she could reach the beams and hide behind them long enough maybe t...

By: Kari | Category: Science Fiction | Score: 5| Added: 28 Jul 2016

The Old Codger’s Canine Complaint

- Now, I'm not complaining, you understand, but these foreign dogs I’m living with are crazy. I call those house-hounds 'foreign' because one is part German Shepard, another is a mix of French poodle an...

By: Rumple_deWriter | Category: Flash Fiction | Score: 4.9| Added: 08 Jul 2016

Adventures Across the Starways - Chapter 16

- Note; I am happy to announce the revival of Adventures across the Starways. Introducing Rob, (aka - rbo) as my very talented co-writer. Our plan is to take you for a wild ride across space, as we enco...

By: Kari | Category: Science Fiction | Score: 5| Added: 04 Jul 2016

Culinary Catastrophe

- I made a cake. I figured what could it possibly take? But as soon as I started to bake, I knew it was a big mistake. For my grandson, it was supposed to be. Maybe an hour or two. Or three. Thirteen h...

By: Dreamcatcher | Category: Poetry | Score: 5| Added: 19 Jun 2016

Nighttime

- It often starts with a small sound Maybe a little putt, putt or a sigh Some nights a freight train comes round I'm tired and need sleep, but no, I cry I do have choices, move to another room A pillow...

By: gillianleeza | Category: Poetry | Score: 5| Added: 15 Jun 2016

Thunderstruck

- From a very early age, my father told me he was part Cherokee. Which meant I was part Cherokee. How much was always up in the air but there was some comfort in knowing whether it was a quarter, an eig...

By: Dreamcatcher | Category: Musings | Score: 4.7| Added: 09 Jun 2016

If I Had Free Reign Of Your Credit Card

- I'd love to go on vacation I want to see Hawaii please To celebrate many celebrations To feel a nice warm breeze I'd love to see Koko Head Crater And enjoy a peaceful sunset Swim in a sec...

By: mysteria27 | Category: Poetry | Score: 4.7| Added: 05 Jun 2016

Dead on arrival part 5

- Chapter 9 As it turned out Mom and my sisters left me alone, and didn’t rake me over the coals regarding Gerry. They were more interested in the current events in my life. They had given up on me ha...

By: writerchick | Category: Mystery | Score: 0| Added: 30 May 2016

Hard Boiled and Bitchy

- It was as windy as if Hurricane Isaac was blowing through town. I was on a stake out waiting for my FTA (failure to appear) not only was he late getting home from work. He was late in every sense of t...

By: writerchick | Category: Flash Fiction | Score: 0| Added: 21 May 2016

Going Nutz

- Jan 25, 2015 35 Views: The news article read like this: “Wanted: Squirrel sought for contempt of court.” Family Court Judge M. Mulroy was the victim of a broad daylight heist in her own court roo...

By: dgford | Category: Musings | Score: 0| Added: 17 May 2016

100

- This little ditty is my hundredth post So have a little pity and give me a toast. Here's to me and all I have written A whole lotta time on my ass just sittin'. I know.. I know.. not all my work was...

By: Dreamcatcher | Category: Poetry | Score: 4.8| Added: 07 May 2016

T-Shirt Guy

- I'm a t-shirt guy through and through At last count I had seventy-two. It doesn't mean I'm better, that's true But it does mean I get laid more than you. Women love a t-shirt guy with tats Bad...

By: Dreamcatcher | Category: Poetry | Score: 5| Added: 04 May 2016

We'll Just See

- I'm writing this piece just to see, How many people will take the time to read me. I don't expect a lot, maybe just a few. Or quite possibly it will be only you. So many stories have c...

By: Dreamcatcher | Category: Poetry | Score: 5| Added: 29 Apr 2016

Oysters In The Desert

- True story. I am retired and usually spend my days mentally assessing the state of world affairs while watching Court TV and channel surfing looking for shows with shower scenes. Alys, on the other ...

By: Dreamcatcher | Category: Musings | Score: 4.6| Added: 25 Apr 2016

Curse of the Flat Surface

- Set-abouts. I hate them all. Knick-knacks and funky junk. Cutesy frames and cheesy dolls. They all leave me in such a funk. Dust collectors and web attracters. Who cares if Aunt Dizzy gave them ...

By: Dreamcatcher | Category: Poetry | Score: 5| Added: 20 Apr 2016

My Back Pages

- Sitting here upon a wooden chair, and seeing the filtered sunlight coming in as I sit with my back to the wall again. Looking up and seeing myself surrounded by both shelves and stacks of books, and f...

By: Shotgun011 | Category: Musings | Score: 4.3| Added: 19 Apr 2016

Through The Ages - chapter 11

- Celebrations! We guys were up pretty early on this very important day. After getting washed and dressed, we fairly raced to the eating hall only to find that the girls had beat us there. There they w...

By: Kari | Category: Adventure | Score: 4.8| Added: 29 Mar 2016

Random Acts of Dialogue

- Random acts of dialogue. Dialogue in any book is great storytelling. Right after the hook to reel the reader in, dialogue is the mover and shaker of any novel. Dickens might have argued that narrati...

By: writerchick | Category: Humor | Score: 4.8| Added: 22 Mar 2016

Dead on Arrival Part Four

- Chapter 7 Sunday morning came along, and I found myself cocooned in Gerry’s blankets with chipmunks buzzing around in my head. I swore to myself that there would be no more beer—until of course...

By: writerchick | Category: Mystery | Score: 5| Added: 21 Mar 2016

Dead on Arrival Part Three

- Chapter 5 Gerry had agreed to keep his eye on the comings and goings to the building and help keep the police abreast of any strange faces around the neighborhood. Later that same evening, Insp...

By: writerchick | Category: Mystery | Score: 5| Added: 19 Mar 2016

Dead on Arrival Part Two

- Chapter 3 My appointment at the police division was for 3 p.m., and I hoped not to bump into anyone I knew. I took my longtime friend Elaine with me for emotional support. We have been buddies...

By: writerchick | Category: General | Score: 5| Added: 18 Mar 2016

Dead on Arrival Part One-A

- Chapter 2 I got in my car, and stopped at Timmy’s. When in shock there’s nothing better than an extra large double-double and a sour cream glazed to put things right. Okay, so in this case, there ...

By: writerchick | Category: Mystery | Score: 5| Added: 17 Mar 2016

Dead on Arrival Part One

- Prologue May 15, 2005 / Delivering the Goods “C’mon man, can’t we just leave the package on the balcony?” The short stocky youth was trying to drag an item off the rental truck. “Nope, we ha...

By: writerchick | Category: Mystery | Score: 5| Added: 16 Mar 2016

Through The Ages - chapter 10

- It was finally celebration week! Our first day seemed to go so very slowly but eventually we found ourselves at the dinner table discussing what we should do that night. There was a pile of ideas bei...

By: Kari | Category: Adventure | Score: 5| Added: 24 Feb 2016

Dreaming Awake

- I miss our time together Night after night, we lay Dreams we shared, wishing them true I need you back, I'll do all I used to do for you Entangled in the sheets, pillows like forts Piling on extra in...

By: gillianleeza | Category: Poetry | Score: 4.7| Added: 25 Feb 2016

Gus -a dogs eye view of the world

- Gus’s Life ---A dog's eye view of his world. Intro Okay here are the bare facts. The ugly truth; I am a dog! I guess it could have been worse; I could have been born a cat. Now there’s...

By: writerchick | Category: Humor | Score: 4.8| Added: 20 Feb 2016

Kith, Kin & Atrocities

- Have you ever seen God?! But I have seen many times!! Now my father is doing absolutely fine but few years ago, that morning around 5.45 AM, I got a phone call from my cousin who said my father is si...

By: sreeharithej | Category: Memoirs | Score: 3.3| Added: 16 Feb 2016

Through The Ages - chapter 9

- Through the Ages - Chapter 9 Festival Time The weeks and months went by while we all became truly wonderful athletes. Duris would meet weekly with Andros and contemplate our progress. I came to und...

By: Kari | Category: Adventure | Score: 5| Added: 14 Feb 2016

45

- Back in 1971, there were no text messages or emails or even pagers. If you wanted to talk to someone you had to find a pocket full of change and a pay phone that worked. Or wait until later. I was s...

By: Dreamcatcher | Category: Musings | Score: 5| Added: 06 Feb 2016

Decisive Moments - Chapter 11

- "I don't understand why I have to be there," Teagan whined from where he sat at his desk. Textbooks and note pads surrounded him, along with empty snack bags and soda cans. I crossed my arms over my ...

By: musesinspire | Category: Romance | Score: 4| Added: 03 Feb 2016

Shooting Blanks

- Shooting Blanks By Ray Bentley I started to really doubt myself that morning when I went about the task of shaving. No, I’m not talking about your normal morning shave. The pre-surgery instructio...

By: FiveCount | Category: Humor | Score: 5| Added: 02 Feb 2016

Decisive Moments - Chapter 10

- "I really don't think this is one of your better ideas, baby," I told Teagan with some trepidation. I hung back as we approached the restaurant; I was sure it was going to end in a disaster much worse...

By: musesinspire | Category: Romance | Score: 4| Added: 25 Jan 2016

MEN!

- Ah, Sunday morning. I had already started my weekend ritual by retrieving the Sunday paper from the front porch and retiring to the screened in patio with a cup of coffee. Sitting down, I flipped thro...

By: meredith | Category: Humor | Score: 5| Added: 09 Jan 2016

The Ghost of Christmas Sideways

- The apparition was angry. “Stop saying that! I am not the Ghost of Christmases Past! I am the Ghost of Christmas Sideways! I show you how past Christmases and the rest of your life might have been ...

By: rantingsenior | Category: Humor | Score: 5| Added: 14 Dec 2015

Through The Ages - chapter 8

- Hercules and other Bulls My ears heard Duris' voice, “Meet......Hercules.” We were all frozen with fright as he swiftly trotted toward us, Duris whispered, “Don't anyone run because he will only cha...

By: Kari | Category: Adventure | Score: 5| Added: 23 Sep 2015

Decisive Moments - Chapter 9

- "Now, what's a pretty girl like you doing in a dump like this?" The question was so corny that I had no choice but to laugh. I looked up from the book I had been reading while eating my dinner to see...

By: musesinspire | Category: Romance | Score: 5| Added: 10 Sep 2015

Through The Ages - chapter 7

- Chapter 7 Training All eyes were on Duris as he slowly walked over to the end of the long table so everyone could see and hear what he had to say. Nina followed but stopped just a few feet behind th...

By: Kari | Category: Adventure | Score: 5| Added: 08 Sep 2015

Through The Ages - chapter 6

- Knossos Gelo signaled the horse to move forward toward the far northeast end of the elaborate grounds. All of us were still gazing at the richness of the buildings, as well as the surrounding proper...

By: Kari | Category: Adventure | Score: 5| Added: 29 Aug 2015

Decisive Moments - Chapter 8

- “I’m sorry, what?” A frustrated sigh met my question and I fought the urge to take my annoyance out on the owner of the said sigh. “For the third time,” Ryan grumbled, “Do you want to see one of...

By: musesinspire | Category: Romance | Score: 4.7| Added: 26 Aug 2015

Through The Ages - chapter 5

- The Journey As we watched the last house disappear, Kori started to cry. We were both in shock at the swiftness of events that lead us to this position. I shook my head as I bent down and whispered, ...

By: Kari | Category: Adventure | Score: 5| Added: 23 Aug 2015

Decisive Moments - Chapter 7

- DECISIVE MOMENTS – CHAPTER 7 “Hey, man! Can I borrow your shaving cream? I’m out.” I turned to see Connor standing at the bottom of the stairs. He was glancing into the kitchen where Teagan was...

By: musesinspire | Category: Romance | Score: 3.5| Added: 17 Aug 2015

Through The Ages - chapter 4

- Both Nikos and Kori stood staring at each other until Aunt Mia who was holding the plate of food gazed back and forth with a puzzled expression on her face, “Is there something wrong? You two are a...

By: Kari | Category: Adventure | Score: 5| Added: 17 Aug 2015

Decisive Moments - Chapter 6

- Decisive Moments – Chapter 6 When I walked into the kitchen the following morning and saw Connor sitting at the table, I had to fight not to turn around and run. Teagan had left earlier to catch ...

By: musesinspire | Category: Romance | Score: 5| Added: 13 Aug 2015

Through The Ages - chapter 3

- Town Life As I quickly rushed away from the girl in the pond, I kept thinking, “She is the most beautiful naked girl I have ever seen, actually she is the only naked girl I have ever seen. Regardless...

By: Kari | Category: Adventure | Score: 4.7| Added: 09 Aug 2015

Through The Ages - chapter 2

- Korinna At the age of 13 Korinna otherwise known as Kori was becoming more and more of a handful for her father. Since she had lost her mother to a fever three years ago, he had been just too busy tr...

By: Kari | Category: Adventure | Score: 4.9| Added: 03 Aug 2015

Lord Bodrum and the Dagger

- As Lord Bodrum drew his dying breath, he reflected on it all: on his miraculous beginnings and privileged childhood, on his undeserved fall from grace in the court jester scandal and subsequent rise ...

By: magnificent1rascal | Category: Flash Fiction | Score: 5| Added: 30 Jun 2015

The Humble Cucumber

- Can anybody tell me just what is so special about cucumber sandwiches? You know those dainty, crustless smelly little things you sometimes get at parties? I loathe cucumbers. I loathe brussel sprouts ...

By: Sparkle | Category: Humor | Score: 5| Added: 22 Jun 2015

Little Goldfish

- She's gone. It was as simple as that. No letter of goodbye or "kiss my ****." Little Goldfish was belly-up in its aquarium on the kitchen counter. It was going to be one of those days. I flushed Littl...

By: sabadicus | Category: Micro Fiction | Score: 4.7| Added: 17 Jun 2015

Last Issue

- Cancel me I've had my run I offer nothing new Between my glossy covers Little interests you You've been skimming over me For months and months, it seems Or leaving me abandoned While you do other th...

By: TaliaRussell | Category: Poetry | Score: 5| Added: 12 Jun 2015

Rumor Has It

- We have all seen the results of vicious rumors and even nice rumors that twisted into something different. How do these happen and how do the twists end up in them? We have seen it often. Someone ...

By: frogprince | Category: Memoirs | Score: 5| Added: 12 Jun 2015

Decisive Moments - Chapter 5 (PG Version)

- I groaned as I woke up, my head pounding and eyes dry and scratchy. I blinked in the dark, disoriented. The clock on the table beside me showed that there were still several hours before morning. I si...

By: musesinspire | Category: Romance | Score: 4.7| Added: 12 Jun 2015

The Vulture Chronicles

- Microstories: stories for people in a hurry  Chapter 1 She looked over at Edgar. That 6 foot vulture walking beside her was entirely too big to continue to be fed by hand and he knew it. She c...

By: karylirion | Category: Science Fiction | Score: 4| Added: 19 May 2015

Wrinkles

- My steamer died I’m so depressed I have to wear a wrinkled dress My cat threw up I’m so depressed I have to go and clean the mess I bit my tongue I’m tho deprethed Now itth hard to thay an eth ...

By: TaliaRussell | Category: Poetry | Score: 5| Added: 14 May 2015

This. Changes. Everything.

-   This man decided to make a sandwich, but you WON'T BELIEVE what happened next. My jaw dropped! How is this even possible? An AMAZING life hack you NEED to see! You've been doing it wrong your whole ...

By: magnificent1rascal | Category: Micro Fiction | Score: 5| Added: 02 May 2015

Don't Piss On My Tree

- Don’t Piss On My Tree “Hey! Slum dog.” “Are you talking to me?” “Yes I am, For I can see.” “Quit holding your dork. Stop taking a pee. For what you’re peeing on, Is my prized peach tre...

By: Pirate | Category: Poetry | Score: 4.6| Added: 21 Apr 2015

Dumb Ol' Frog

- Leap frog, leap frog, hopping high, right over the log. Across the grass, down to the lake, he leaps in the air right over the snake. “See ya suck'r!” He cries with a grin, landing with a pl...

By: Pirate | Category: Poetry | Score: 5| Added: 18 Apr 2015

Beer

- Beer, beer, a magical drink, The more I drink the less I think. If I drink a few, and that’s more than two, My mind slows down and I don’t think of you. It’s not that your leaving me has driv...

By: Pirate | Category: Poetry | Score: 4.7| Added: 11 Apr 2015

Ugh

- Wobbling tables, Dusty blinds, Mushy apples, Parking fines - Scratchy tags and frizzy hair, Plastic bags whose handles tear - Having to outrun a bee, Having to wake up and pee - Coupons where you must...

By: TaliaRussell | Category: Poetry | Score: 4.4| Added: 01 Apr 2015

18 Lines Of The Common Cold

- A stomachache, runny nose and a pounding head. A sneeze and a wheeze, I wished I were dead. My forehead felt so red and so hot. They say it's a bug, that's what I have got. To bed I did go, wi...

By: Pirate | Category: Poetry | Score: 4.8| Added: 02 Apr 2015

Case Of The Missing Candlestick Maker

- From The Files Of Jack Vine A Jack And The Giant P I Case File Case Of The Missing Candlestick Maker “Jack be nimble Jack be quick, Jack jumped over the candle stick.” It had been a coup...

By: Pirate | Category: Childrens | Score: 4.3| Added: 29 Mar 2015

A Wino's Parady

- A Wino's Parody Wyndham and wine; whirlybird wings. Capped in the clouds; Giant Frost Kings. Swords of bronze, tipped with tears. Gangsters in time, Spinster, Minster, and fears. Dream worl...

By: Pirate | Category: Poetry | Score: 4.3| Added: 27 Mar 2015

The Gingerbread House Caper

- From The Files  Of Jack And The Giant Private Investigators Case 17: The Gingerbread House Caper Beep! Beep! Beep! My eyes opened grudgingly to the sound of the annoying alarm clock. It was ...

By: Pirate | Category: Childrens | Score: 3.5| Added: 18 Mar 2015