I got told off at work the other day. Not uncommon, the children always have an answer for everything, and I am constantly getting attitude and sass, but I just sass them straight back. I am teaching the next generation to be sarcastic assholes. You're we...
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Critters Give Me Jitters
Get out of my attic.Would you please get out of my attic This is my home not yoursYou're causing havocYour presence is a choreYou wake us up each nightI'm going insaneThis does not seem rightYou've now become a painI hear you in my wallsAnd my ceiling tooYou sound big, not s...