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The Death of G-Man, Say it Isn't So

- I wasn't raging my attire was making me cranky. The Glad lady shows poor manners and tries to undo my dress or so I thought. What is she doing? Through the haze that lingers in the air, I see my bel...

By: gillianleeza | Category: Micro Fiction | Score: 5| Added: 03 Feb 2018

Never Trust a Barkeep- Bag Lady, G-man And Brolly Dolly’s Friday Night Continues...

- Acting on impulse; farting to temporarily stun the Sargent, I pluck a cocktail umbrella from the raging woman’s dress. Impromptu dart blowing weapon fashioned with the pink straw. My jaw set as I lo...

By: Emx | Category: Micro Fiction | Score: 5| Added: 27 Jan 2018

Cocktail Umbrellas and Garbage Bags, Fashion Empire

- Glad lady, inspector, a blond southern belle, no one can stop me from exacting my revenge. Over intense fiery thoughts I hear a yell. "Gill it's him" It's Recycling Man our arch nemesis. G-man an...

By: gillianleeza | Category: Micro Fiction | Score: 5| Added: 24 Jan 2018

Cocktail Umbrellas and Garbage Bags, The Inspector Arrives

- Looking closer, I realize who shambling man is. My ex, G, Garbageman. I should have known. He never could resist anything in polyethylene. I stand up, adjust my cocktail umbrella "dress", ready to ...

By: gillianleeza | Category: Micro Fiction | Score: 5| Added: 22 Jan 2018

Cocktail Umbrellas and Garbage Bags

- Head throbbing I open my eyes. "Why am I still in the bar?" I remember ordering a few non-virgin Hannahs. The table in front of me is covered in cocktail umbrellas. I look down aware that I am wear...

By: gillianleeza | Category: Micro Fiction | Score: 5| Added: 21 Jan 2018

Home Late Too

- So, the other day, I’m minding my own business, riding the bus, when this clearly intoxicated lady climbs the stairs to the second level. She was stark naked, grinning ear-to-ear, clothes under arm,...

By: Ping | Category: Micro Fiction | Score: 5| Added: 12 Jan 2018

Our Remarkable Cabbage Love

- This one's for you Lady Elizabeth! My love for you is like the most remarkable cabbage, Your face reminds me of repugnant butterflies, Together, we are like sandwiches and mayonnaise. Oh darling El...

By: Ghostreader | Category: Songs | Score: 5| Added: 03 Jul 2017

Clearing

- It all seems silly now Where I once stood firm It's not a place at all It took this long to learn Perhaps with jaded perception I created an alternate state A place that withstood time And so I was ...

By: adi_me | Category: Poetry | Score: 5| Added: 08 Mar 2017

The Queens Ladybugs

- Ladybugs flying about Chasing the queen butterfly Giggles pours from their mouth While soaring through the sky Dodging the colonel dragonfly Seeing him storming around He likes order in his house No...

By: ChickaDee | Category: Poetry | Added: 14 Nov 2016

Yawn Song

- How could you? Send me a poem so crappy Claiming it to be sappy? I hope you are happy. I read it. You asked me to follow You spit, I swallow, But your poem has no flow Nor a dip Not a single solitar...

By: adi_me | Category: Poetry | Score: 5| Added: 02 Aug 2016

Oh, Is It, Now? Thanks For That.

- Just because I gave a man a thock, I’m in the dock, for one wee thock. He batted my sushi away, “meat is murder”, he did bray, so he got a thock, and now I’m in the dock. The judge, not easily swaye...

By: Circle_Something | Category: Poetry | Score: 5| Added: 23 Jun 2016

Come Back To Me

- When you are tired Or just feeling empty When you've had enough Come back to me. When the disco's over And your eyes can see You are all alone Come back to me. When nothing makes sense And the wor...

By: adi_me | Category: Poetry | Score: 4.7| Added: 03 Jun 2016

To Taste What I Feel

- To feel your love in the form of a flower To smell your voice in the form of a song To know everything about your nothing To learn its right even if we're wrong To taste your kiss with your finger...

By: ChickaDee | Category: Poetry | Added: 28 Apr 2016

I guess this is goodbye: A stoopid teen romance

- Warning: Hey, I know this isn’t very good – ‘tas written many, many moons ago and recently rediscovered on an old CD (remember those?). Seriously, it's a miracle this guy ever gets any action at al...

By: LousyNick | Category: Romance | Score: 5| Added: 14 Aug 2015

A God's Narration

- Behind the door is another door and behind that door is a demon, but you already knew that. Behind the demon, there’s nothing. The demon is you, didn’t you know? You should do. Something tells me you’...

By: Circle_Something | Category: Humor | Score: 4.2| Added: 18 Jul 2015

Ducks

- Let us talk about ducks Should be easy with any luck. They don't growl and they don't cluck. They quack and quack and don't get stuck. They have cute webbed feet, Their meat is such a treat, They do...

By: Nox | Category: Poetry | Score: 4.7| Added: 28 Apr 2015

Jaffa Cakes and Other Silliness

- Imagine how funny it would be if a woman called Jaffa, married a man with the surname Cake. I have a problem with that. Not because it might be misconstrued as racist, because that’s just stupid. ...

By: Circle_Something | Category: Musings | Score: 5| Added: 20 Dec 2014

Drinking...

- I like drink, and drink, I think, likes me. What a pair we are, keeping one another company. Like old mates, we have a laugh. Guess what? I don't get a hangover. Never once. Now you hate me, and...

By: Circle_Something | Category: Poetry | Score: 4.6| Added: 14 Sep 2014

Poem, Just a Poem.

- Oh, yawn, might I compare thee, to a word that rhymes with thee? Or maybe I should climb a tree? I don't know, but I'll let the words flow, they may be slow, but I'm gonna crow. Oh, crow, might I c...

By: Circle_Something | Category: Poetry | Score: 4.7| Added: 07 Sep 2014

What is the Smartest Letter of the Alphabet?

- I imagine it to be the last in queue: a line first, then a diagonal cross that leaves you astonished, amazed that later melts into a familiar line, just a simple little line. almost...

By: palela | Category: Poetry | Score: 4| Added: 30 Jul 2014

Weird Beard

- I stroke my beard, am I weird? Well you have to be weird to wield a beard! Like a Lord, I strut about with a sword. Am I a Lord? No, but I have a sword! A bacon sandwich, I eat at Nantwich. I have...

By: Circle_Something | Category: Poetry | Score: 4.6| Added: 24 May 2014

Plectrum Spectrum

- I’m not a fan of plectra. I don’t find them all that electra. Or spectaculah. But this one, a jazzy wee plum, fit right between my finger and thumb. It made a noise, oh boy, oh boys! What a lovely n...

By: Circle_Something | Category: Poetry | Score: 5| Added: 20 May 2014

Processing Things.

- Marination... Wine... Writing... Good combo? No’ always. Y’uft. This isny a poem, it’s a random... Stringing of words. Pseudo stanzas... Drunken rambling, unedited. Crap. And that’s the way it ...

By: Circle_Something | Category: Musings | Score: 4.5| Added: 18 May 2014

Salamanders and The Constitution

- My legs curled around me, my arms stretched out a little, a can of beer beside me. Wishing I had an axolotl. Cute wee things, what happiness they brings, A salamander in half-evolution which makes my...

By: Circle_Something | Category: Poetry | Score: 0| Added: 30 Mar 2014

A Curious Mixture

- A blank page, this isny right, in fact, it's bloody shite! The page should be filled wi' text, a curious mix ae Scottish and English, It's whit a speak and also write. My rhyming, there, jist fell oo...

By: Circle_Something | Category: Poetry | Score: 4.8| Added: 04 Mar 2014

Where Am I?

- Stormy weather. Nice to be out in. There’s a cyclone on the horizon and it looks pretty. I don’t know why, but I have this strange compulsion to look directly at it. It’s taking houses, trees, everyth...

By: Circle_Something | Category: Adventure | Score: 4.1| Added: 24 Feb 2014

Let's See...

- This third person narrative thing. I might as well give it a go. Here we go, then... Fuck that shit. You don’t realise it, But you’re illiterate. Think you’re being astute. You’re being ass toot. ...

By: Circle_Something | Category: Musings | Score: 4.8| Added: 01 Feb 2014

A Silly Poem About Grammar

- An interesting thought, Though like it you may not, Is the fact that a writer, Could be much shiter... ...Without proper use of grammar. And if it was illegal you’d be in the slammer, For using inc...

By: Circle_Something | Category: Poetry | Score: 4.7| Added: 22 Dec 2013

The Silliest Poem Ever

-  Gimmie a line and I’ll make it shine. Gimmie a mine and I’ll make it bine. Wait, what? I’ll make it bine? Time I end this rhyme, Or else, I fear, it will ‘come a crime, Don’t whine. Just mime, Shu...

By: Circle_Something | Category: Poetry | Score: 4.9| Added: 14 Dec 2013

The Camel Poem

- Oh camel, oh camel, Wouldst thou believe That you are not a mammal? You are not a cannibal either, it seems, So, what the fuck are you? A contortionist, I’d wager, Passing through the eye of that ne...

By: Circle_Something | Category: Poetry | Score: 4.3| Added: 28 Sep 2013

Caution: Never Walk Upon Light

- I feel like walking on a rainbow. I walk, I tred lightly, but suddenly I fall right through it. It is light, for goodess sake, I cannot walk upon light! I feel like a fool, but then, out of nowhere, a...

By: Circle_Something | Category: Micro Fiction | Score: 4.4| Added: 10 Sep 2013

Random Poem

- I’m starting with a line, Moving on to another, And here’s a third, Why not a fourth? This poem, or whatever it may be, Really makes no sense, But, really, don’t think me dense, I’m about as dense as...

By: Circle_Something | Category: Poetry | Score: 4| Added: 30 Aug 2013

My Inspiration...

- Is this a poem? I often wonder. Related statements, on one line and another, does that, fundamentally, a poem make? I take my time, I think of a rhyme I post it here and drink a beer. It rhymes, i...

By: Circle_Something | Category: Poetry | Score: 4.8| Added: 02 Aug 2013

A Musing of Assorted Assortments

- Ugh, my nose is blocked, my throat is slightly sore, I feel lethargic and oh yes, I can’t even taste my wine. This really sucks. Sucks more than those folk who don’t know how to use hence. Oh, those ...

By: Circle_Something | Category: Musings | Score: 5| Added: 30 Jun 2013

The Frog With The Silly Grin

- Goronwy was a handsome frog, but wore a silly grin. I do know how he came by it, but where shall I begin?  I think I should begin, with, the story from the start.  To start at the beginning, perha...

By: candle_in_the_wind | Category: Poetry | Score: 4.8| Added: 25 Jun 2013

Flamingoes, Music and Silly Stuff

- That feeling you get, it’s inexplicable. I’m gonna try and explic it. I laughed out loud at that. Why, if something is not explainable, do we say it’s inexplicable and then when we go to explain it, w...

By: Circle_Something | Category: Musings | Score: 4.8| Added: 09 May 2013

A Random Rambling

- I hate those times when you want to write something, but either have no drive, or no ideas. You open a word document and just type for the sake of typing. Or if you’re a fan of pen and paper, you do i...

By: Circle_Something | Category: Musings | Score: 4.3| Added: 13 Mar 2013

A Ramble Through my Mind

- Bread and butter. It’s simple and beautiful in its simplicity. It is one of those things that always comes through in a pinch. Whenever I’m hungry and there’s nothing else, I make myself a bit of brea...

By: Circle_Something | Category: Musings | Score: 4.6| Added: 15 Nov 2012

Feeling Critical

- Feeling critical and analytical I'm not feeling political Just a little... difficult Just like this poem I have very little rhyme  and even less reason But if you'll bear with me I think you'll ...

By: Circle_Something | Category: Poetry | Score: 4.7| Added: 11 Aug 2012