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Cat Confessions

- Hello, hoomans of the interwebz, my name is Rudolph Valentino, but I just get called Tino for short. Other names of mine are little shit or Turd-meister because instead of doing my business outside i...

By: LauraDanielle | Category: Humor | Score: 4.9| Added: 05 Jul 2017

Open Letters - 2

- Back by popular demand! Here are some more general open letters from my life, for you, my internet friends. Dear Hanukkah food- You are so delicious and so tasty. I'm not even 'properly' Jewish but ...

By: LauraDanielle | Category: Humor | Score: 5| Added: 18 Jan 2017

Captian Scrotum and the SS thrust: Chapter 17 (last chapter)

- Chapter 17 Not Alone Scrotum was sitting on the floor, in a little pain, having shoulder banged the door, without success. “Lilly, can Anna remove the Magnetic device and open the door?” “I’m afraid...

By: rbo | Category: Humor | Score: 5| Added: 03 Dec 2016

Captain Scrotum and the SS Thrust: chapter 16

- Chapter 16 The final scream of the Mia. Roberto smiled as he looked at the screen, his A.I. AR-K0N-X3 had infiltrated the L1’s program, as he knew it would, his Arkon was far superior, stolen from a ...

By: rbo | Category: Humor | Score: 5| Added: 25 Nov 2016

Captain Scrotum and the SS thrust: chapter 15

- Chapter 15 Aboard The Thrust. Scrotum was sitting on the toilet hiding, He knew Knob was on his ship, and Lilly was trying to get him off. “Why don’t you just leave the ship, big Knob,” Lilly sugges...

By: rbo | Category: Humor | Score: 5| Added: 16 Nov 2016

Captain Scrotum and the SS thrust, chapter 14

- Chapter 14 The Return Of The Knob Scrotum rolled over, his hand landing on something squishy. He squeezed it. He knew a nipple when he felt one. He squeezed it again as he opened his eyes, smiling, a...

By: rbo | Category: Humor | Score: 5| Added: 09 Nov 2016

Captain Scrotum and the SS thrust: chapter 13

- Chapter 13 Guess Who’s Back. Marvin had docked his cloaked ship and teleported into the engine room of the Screaming Mia, killing everyone who was there. Then he plugged a device into the Ship's comp...

By: rbo | Category: Humor | Score: 5| Added: 31 Oct 2016

Captain Scrotum and the SS Thrust: Chapter 11 and 12

- Reader discretion advised. The story you are about to read contains mature content that some may find offensive. By choosing to read this piece, you agree that you are 18 or older and do not objec...

By: rbo | Category: Humor | Score: 5| Added: 23 Oct 2016

Captain Scrotum and the SS Thrust: Chapter 10

- Chapter 10. No one can hear you moan in space Lilly instructed Sweet-Cheeks on how to use the Sealant gun “The sealant hardens to a non-conductive solid substance it will fill the hole and protect th...

By: rbo | Category: Humor | Score: 5| Added: 09 Oct 2016

Captain Scrotum and the SS Thrust: Chapter 9

- Chapter 9 Turn Lilly on Marvin looked on in astonishment. No sane person would take cover in an asteroid field, and if the Whorea died, he wouldn’t get paid. He should have kept one prisoner and kill...

By: rbo | Category: Humor | Score: 5| Added: 26 Sep 2016

Captain Scrotum and the SS thrust: Chapter 8

- Chapter 8 Asto-Annoyed Scrotum was screaming and wheezing, he had dropped his inhaler and was trying to avoid hundreds of rocks. Lilly swung the ship to the left pitched it slightly and looped over a...

By: rbo | Category: Humor | Score: 5| Added: 14 Sep 2016

Captain Scrotum and the SS Thrust, chapter 7

- Chapter 7 a simple repair done badly. Scrotum looked out of the window to the airlock. He knew there were many ways to die out there in the cold vacuum of space. He couldn’t understand why the engine...

By: rbo | Category: Humor | Score: 5| Added: 05 Sep 2016

Captain Scrotum and the SS thrust chapter sex ... er six

- Chapter sex, er, six. The Hunter General Knob limped out of the lower shuttle and storage area. He was looking for the owner of the station, intending to get information on this Captain Scrot and the...

By: rbo | Category: Humor | Score: 4.8| Added: 22 Aug 2016

Captain Scrotum and the SS Thrust: chapter 5

- Reader discretion advised. The story you are about to read contains mature content that some may find offensive. By choosing to read this piece, you agree that you are 18 or older and do not object ...

By: rbo | Category: Humor | Score: 5| Added: 14 Aug 2016

Captian Scrotum and the SS thrust, chapter 4

- Reader discretion advised. The story you are about to read contains mature content that some may find offensive. By choosing to read this piece, you agree that you are 18 or older and do not object ...

By: rbo | Category: Humor | Score: 5| Added: 06 Aug 2016

Captain Scrotum and the SS Thrust chapter 3

- Reader discretion advised. The story you are about to read contains mature content that some may find offensive. By choosing to read this piece, you agree that you are 18 or older and do not object ...

By: rbo | Category: Humor | Score: 5| Added: 28 Jul 2016

Captain Scrotum And The SS Thrust chapter 2

- Chapter 2 Hide the body. “Lilly!" Scrotum shouted while panicking, “How long will it take the cleaning bot to clean this mess up?” “I’m sorry sexy ass. I am not programmed to move dead bodies.” Scr...

By: rbo | Category: Humor | Score: 5| Added: 22 Jul 2016

Captain Scrotum and the SS Thrust

- Captain Scrotum and the SS Thrust The year is 2462, and the earth is dead. What was left of its population spread through the heavens looking for a new home. Of course, once they left earth they foun...

By: rbo | Category: Humor | Score: 5| Added: 11 Jul 2016

Zander....the continuing Saga!

- “ Zander.....the continuing Saga!” Well, it's been over a month since we adopted Zander, a very interesting month if I may say so.....and I do! So I'm thinking you need an update on his progress. Dur...

By: Kari | Category: Humor | Score: 5| Added: 10 Jul 2016

A Little Gift from Hades!

- Alexander aka Zander Week One It was the beginning of June, actually June 6th when he came into our life. I was in the office going over my email when Ed entered the house and announced, “There'...

By: Kari | Category: Humor | Score: 5| Added: 25 Jun 2016

Shooting Blanks

- Shooting Blanks By Ray Bentley I started to really doubt myself that morning when I went about the task of shaving. No, I’m not talking about your normal morning shave. The pre-surgery instructio...

By: FiveCount | Category: Humor | Score: 4.8| Added: 02 Feb 2016

The Humble Cucumber

- Can anybody tell me just what is so special about cucumber sandwiches? You know those dainty, crustless smelly little things you sometimes get at parties? I loathe cucumbers. I loathe brussel sprouts ...

By: Sparkle | Category: Humor | Score: 5| Added: 22 Jun 2015

Donut Adventure

- *Warning - This is not a complete story and there will be no conclusion posted on this website.* The famous and world-renowned scientist, C. Nile, has been making breakthroughs in the field of sc...

By: Plasmarift | Category: Humor | Score: 0| Added: 12 Jul 2014

The Least Bowl Game

- 'Tis the season to be jolly, and, here in the U.S., watch football games, especially college bowl games. Every year more of them appear on our screens. With the media talent pool stretched thin, two...

By: Rumple_deWriter | Category: Humor | Score: 5| Added: 01 Dec 2012

How To Be A Master Criminal

- The annals of fiction are full of master criminals and evil geniuses. From Sherlock Holmes’ Professor Moriarty to James Bond’s Doctor No, to Superman’s Lex Luthor, each dashing hero must have a worthy...

By: gurmeetmattu | Category: Humor | Score: 4.6| Added: 30 Sep 2012

The King of Bananas

- Resplendent at his bamboo, yellow banana stall, the King of Bananas prepared for another day's business. His pitch, on the corner of Colombo's Duplication Road and Malasekera Mawatha had become a...

By: andyscribe | Category: Humor | Score: 3.7| Added: 10 Jul 2012

The Erotica Troll

- Kandikizz51 is a writer and many of her poems and stories can be read online on various websites. Some of them can be read here on Erotica. Like many of the writers here, she has been pestered by a tr...

By: kandikiss51 | Category: Humor | Score: 3.8| Added: 31 Jan 2012