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The Ghosts of Time

- “Let’s call this class to order, shall we?” The Professor looked as aged as the two-century-old building he was teaching in. Dressed smartly for his age though, he had the physical presence that outs...

By: Wordpusher715 | Category: Humor | Score: 4.8| Added: 02 Dec 2018

Acing the Audition

- To:  cynthiaj@ourtheatre.org Hi Cynthia, I saw in the trade today that you are still looking for an actor to be in Carlos' play. I know you had posted auditions to be held last night but they had ...

By: Survivor | Category: Humor | Score: 5| Added: 31 Aug 2018

And So It Begins...

- Good Afternoon, Unfine Sir, This morning, there was an incident where a group of grade one girls were swearing on the hill during recess. Your daughter was involved. She admitted to saying the f*...

By: Ping | Category: Humor | Score: 5| Added: 10 Jun 2017

Grave Language

- I recognized that look. That distinctively mischievous grin of a Cheshire Cat. That smirk of having swallowed Granny’s Tweety Bird. That poorly hidden giggle of having released, in the back seat, a s...

By: Ping | Category: Humor | Score: 5| Added: 20 May 2017

Kiss the Bride

- Randall was propped against the Formica and vinyl-clad wet bar at the Alverton Volunteer Fire Department Social Hall. At the opposite side of the space, next to a long table of cookies, the polka ban...

By: TouchOfGray | Category: Humor | Score: 5| Added: 20 Apr 2017

Pastoral Visit

- "You've been good today, so when we get home, you c'n have some ice cream." Aunt Charlotte holds his hand as they walk out of the white clapboarded church into the spring air. Up ahead, at the foot ...

By: Survivor | Category: Humor | Score: 5| Added: 18 Apr 2017

17 Alternatives to NaNoWriMo

- 1. NaNO!WriMo: Do not write anything — not a single word — for 30 days. The challenge is tougher than it might seem. 2. NaDoWriMo: Chronicle every episode of The Simpsons in which Homer exclai...

By: magnificent1rascal | Category: Humor | Score: 5| Added: 05 Nov 2016

Stand Straight When Smoking/ Two Slim

- **Picks up a cigarette. Lights it. Puff puff, Cough, cough (chokes). Switches it off** I don’t even like smoking. Worse still I am right outside a cancer ward. Alright, I don’t even know how I’m gon...

By: anthonychansa | Category: Humor | Score: 5| Added: 02 Oct 2016

Nigerian internet riches are soon to be mine!

- Hey Suzy, In the last two weeks I have received five amazing internet offers. Each was from an individual who desired to make me the recipient of a bodaciously huge sum of cash. Three of these offer...

By: wordwaymike | Category: Humor | Score: 5| Added: 04 Aug 2016

Random Acts of Dialogue

- Random acts of dialogue. Dialogue in any book is great storytelling. Right after the hook to reel the reader in, dialogue is the mover and shaker of any novel. Dickens might have argued that narrati...

By: writerchick | Category: Humor | Score: 4.5| Added: 22 Mar 2016

Gus -a dogs eye view of the world

- Gus’s Life ---A dog's eye view of his world. Intro Okay here are the bare facts. The ugly truth; I am a dog! I guess it could have been worse; I could have been born a cat. Now there’s...

By: writerchick | Category: Humor | Score: 4.8| Added: 20 Feb 2016

Shooting Blanks

- Shooting Blanks By Ray Bentley I started to really doubt myself that morning when I went about the task of shaving. No, I’m not talking about your normal morning shave. The pre-surgery instructio...

By: FiveCount | Category: Humor | Score: 4.8| Added: 02 Feb 2016

MEN!

- Ah, Sunday morning. I had already started my weekend ritual by retrieving the Sunday paper from the front porch and retiring to the screened in patio with a cup of coffee. Sitting down, I flipped thro...

By: meredith | Category: Humor | Score: 5| Added: 09 Jan 2016

The Ghost of Christmas Sideways

- The apparition was angry. “Stop saying that! I am not the Ghost of Christmases Past! I am the Ghost of Christmas Sideways! I show you how past Christmases and the rest of your life might have been ...

By: rantingsenior | Category: Humor | Score: 5| Added: 14 Dec 2015

The Humble Cucumber

- Can anybody tell me just what is so special about cucumber sandwiches? You know those dainty, crustless smelly little things you sometimes get at parties? I loathe cucumbers. I loathe brussel sprouts ...

By: Sparkle | Category: Humor | Score: 5| Added: 22 Jun 2015

Thrice Mice

- Some twenty plus years ago, I was standing on the tee ready to hit at a charity golf tournament when a commotion behind me caught my attention. A small feral kitten, probably less than a couple of wee...

By: Dreamcatcher | Category: Humor | Score: 5| Added: 08 Mar 2015

Agent 727 where are you?

- WC: 2812 This is a spoof on every type of nutty 'agent' show you can think of. If you are offended by 'fat' jokes you will be offended by this story as well. Agent 727 Where are you? By MF B...

By: mfburbaugh | Category: Humor | Score: 5| Added: 25 Feb 2015

Fastest gun in the west.

- Fastest gun in the west MF Burbuaugh short story My name is Brentwater, William Brentwater. I have spent most of my life defending myself because of my size. Most people think because I am small...

By: mfburbaugh | Category: Humor | Score: 5| Added: 17 Nov 2014

Silent Nightmare part 2

- Amber Khory sat at table where Kale escorted her, while her friend Jess and her boyfriend James danced. She didn't want to go out, but Jess wouldn't take no for an answer and dragged her along. Now he...

By: Ladybug | Category: Humor | Score: 5| Added: 22 Oct 2014

Donut Adventure

- *Warning - This is not a complete story and there will be no conclusion posted on this website.* The famous and world-renowned scientist, C. Nile, has been making breakthroughs in the field of sc...

By: Plasmarift | Category: Humor | Score: 0| Added: 12 Jul 2014

Exam Result

- Author's Note: I have intentionally avoided mentioning the location of the story. Hope, everyone who reads it connects with it. 1 Akash's life had vaporised the day he wrote his biology paper....

By: Gaurav009 | Category: Humor | Score: 5| Added: 11 Apr 2014

Off to France

- Off to France My husband and I were stationed in Germany in the late sixties. It has some beautiful countryside where I loved to go on day trips, not only to see the beautiful little towns with thei...

By: Cheryl | Category: Humor | Score: 5| Added: 26 Feb 2014

My Worldly Travels

- My Worldly Travels My adventure starts here Ohio, here I come.... My friends from our Army days were going to Ohio to visit family. Roger and Sandy went home several times a year and asked if ...

By: Cheryl | Category: Humor | Score: 4.9| Added: 21 Feb 2014

Lesson #2: Sometimes It is Socially Acceptable to Throw Your Drink In Someone's Face.

- Douche bags will be douche bags. We have all probably had a time in our life when someone makes us feel completely vulnerable and used. This date story is a prime example of that. So, there was t...

By: bolinball27 | Category: Humor | Score: 5| Added: 29 Jan 2014

Santapedia: The Story of Guido (a.k.a. Prancer)

- My most vivid memory of my evening with Prancer is not his admission that he was a murderer. Though unnerving it was consistent with his obvious paranoia. The most vivid memories are of what happened ...

By: rantingsenior | Category: Humor | Score: 5| Added: 06 Nov 2013

The day Mother vowed Granny must die....

- This is a true story. This all takes place in a small rural town in Indiana in 1950. I was about three and half years old at the time. But first, I must give you some background to explain why my ...

By: meredith | Category: Humor | Score: 5| Added: 14 Sep 2013

Exotic Woods for Carpenters

- The Eucalyptus trees in California . Living in Northern California is a nice thing most of the time. It seems to be a very different state when compared to Southern California and the Sacramento a...

By: frogprince | Category: Humor | Score: 4.8| Added: 10 Aug 2013

Splash!

- Dreamcatcher, Larry, wrote a story last month ‘I’m Arnold Palmer’ which reminded me of a joke; Jesus and Moses were playing golf one day. They approached a par three hole where the green was loca...

By: rolandlytle | Category: Humor | Score: 5| Added: 26 Jul 2013

You’re Not Bipolar If You’re Never Up!

- “Three tee-hees do not constitute a manic episode! You are not bipolar,” Dr. Childers repeated. “You are depressed.” He seemed a bit irritated. “But they were three consecutive tee-hees!” I p...

By: rantingsenior | Category: Humor | Score: 4.8| Added: 02 Jun 2013

Making Mom Freak Out

- My mother was such a lovely woman, in spirit and appearance. She always reminded me of the pin-up girls from the 40s and 50s. That was her era of course. And whenever she posed for a picture on the be...

By: Survivor | Category: Humor | Score: 5| Added: 29 May 2013

My Selfish Mother

- If my mother were still alive she would be 92 years old, twenty-six years my senior. Every Mother’s Day I fondly remember how well she took care of me. How she cooked and vacuumed and did my laundry a...

By: rantingsenior | Category: Humor | Score: 4.9| Added: 11 May 2013

Jackson Goes for a Run, Realizes Why He Hates Birds

- It was the first legitimate spring day of the season. The air finally warmed, the sun was out and there was not a cloud in the sky. I decided that rather than go to the gym and pretend to be a hamste...

By: Jackson_Banks | Category: Humor | Score: 4.7| Added: 05 Apr 2013

Dream Job (Everyman's fantasy)

- This story contains mature themes * * * The California Board of Education meeting once again ran late into the night. The stale air became stifling in the August evening, as the air conditionin...

By: DirtyMartini | Category: Humor | Score: 4.7| Added: 15 Mar 2013

High School Hijinks

- We all remember high school. It was filled with fond memories of friends, first loves, teachers, bullies, jocks, cheerleaders, snobs, nerds, geeks, socialites and the rest of the students. There was o...

By: frogprince | Category: Humor | Score: 4.6| Added: 06 Feb 2013

El Pequeño Cocodrilo Peludo (The Little Furry Crocodile)

- This unit emphasizes intuitive reasoning with fractions and proportions. It also illustrates how to perform mental computations by simplifying problems. Lastly, it explores the notions of compassion a...

By: rantingsenior | Category: Humor | Score: 5| Added: 26 Jan 2013

Necrotizing fasciitis and Me

- I was hoping that my new psychiatrist could help me conquer my fear of going outdoors. I had just finished explaining my situation to him. “It really is true,” Dr. Merlin said. “The only thing we hav...

By: rantingsenior | Category: Humor | Score: 5| Added: 08 Jan 2013

Beezie, Angie, Swan Lake, and Me!

- “I’ll rip off one of those dumb horns and shove it up your nose you stupid, red jerk!” Angie shouted. The angel told me that I could call her Angie. “Go ahead! Try it, you disgusting, pathetic pure w...

By: rantingsenior | Category: Humor | Score: 5| Added: 03 Jan 2013

Leaving the Darkness: Veronica’s Birthday Gift

- It’s hard to get an alert, physically fit, conscious wife into a coffin without her knowing it. Blindfolding her helps, but if it’s dark because all the lights are off it’s still a difficult task. I h...

By: rantingsenior | Category: Humor | Score: 4.4| Added: 29 Dec 2012

The Hospital Blues

- Have you ever had to be in a hospital? I'm not talking about visiting a sick friend or an injured relative. I mean have you, personally, ever needed the services of a hospital? If your answer...

By: Rascal | Category: Humor | Score: 4.1| Added: 04 Nov 2012

The Secret Life of Bellingham Sam

-   This story contains mature themes * * * Sam was startled — and annoyed — by the blaring of a car horn while he sat parked along with a thousand other drivers on Interstate 5. What exactly di...

By: magnificent1rascal | Category: Humor | Score: 5| Added: 01 Nov 2012

Your Death: Thinking Outside the Box

- By using today’s technology you can lessen the pain that your passing causes loved ones. All it takes is a little bit of planning and the help of a trusted friend. What follows are observations and ...

By: rantingsenior | Category: Humor | Score: 5| Added: 03 Oct 2012

Avatars

- As I have perused the profile pages of our membership I have often wondered why people have chosen to use the pseudonyms and pictures they have decided on. So I have decided to do an analysis of thi...

By: Rascal | Category: Humor | Score: 5| Added: 24 Sep 2012

The Town Drunk

- Dave was a slight man, looking years older than his actual age, and showing no vestiges of prosperity, even looking quite shabby, which led to the name almost everyone knew him by, Shoddy. He didn't...

By: Rascal | Category: Humor | Score: 2.7| Added: 20 Sep 2012

The Fantastic Voyage of Bellingham Sam

- Coffee. What Sam needed was coffee. He was a walking zombie, desperate for caffeine. It was a condition of his own making, he had to admit, since he was the one who'd wanted to drive on their family...

By: magnificent1rascal | Category: Humor | Score: 4.9| Added: 13 Sep 2012 Editor's Pick

The Beast

- The Beast is the older of our two grain trucks. I better describe it , so that you have a picture in your mind of what it really is like. Its a 1968 Dodge grain/dump truck, built like a tank, unli...

By: Kari | Category: Humor | Score: 5| Added: 05 Sep 2012

How to Feel Younger without Exercising or Dieting

- Want to feel ten years younger? If you’re between forty and eighty-nine years old you can; just use the techniques that follow. (If you’re ninety or older these techniques will not work. Nothing will....

By: rantingsenior | Category: Humor | Score: 5| Added: 02 Sep 2012

Rianna

- Well, I now finally had my goat. I had waited for this for an awfully long time. There was just one problem now. How was I going to get the dogs to accept her and vise versa ? I lay in bed that nig...

By: Kari | Category: Humor | Score: 5| Added: 26 Aug 2012

How I Got My First Goat

- To set this story in the proper time and place, I have to take you back to my teen years. Back a few years to my first encounter with a goat. I was visiting a friend on the outskirts of the City. Marg...

By: Kari | Category: Humor | Score: 4.8| Added: 19 Aug 2012

Farm Tales

- Farm Tales Firstly, let me tell you a little about myself. My name’s Kari and I am an import. What’s an import you say? It means that I either am from another country or the city. In my case it’s...

By: Kari | Category: Humor | Score: 4.9| Added: 16 Aug 2012

The 13th Floor

- I am not superstitious. The company decided to put everyone together and the 13th floor is what was open. Perhaps they purposely built this floor out last, because who would want to start on the 13th...

By: GeekToAuthor | Category: Humor | Score: 4.3| Added: 20 Jul 2012

Happy Ending

- I generally do not like massages. There is something about a fully clothed stranger touching me while naked that resonates weird in my mind. It brings to mind the clinical setting of my doctor’s ...

By: Jackson_Banks | Category: Humor | Score: 4.9| Added: 18 Jun 2012

The Mermaid Who Needed CPR: The Legend of Agapetos and Adonia

- I fell in love with her the first time I saw her. I found out later that often happens when men meet mermaids. I still smile and feel warm and giddy inside when I remember the very first words that sh...

By: rantingsenior | Category: Humor | Score: 5| Added: 09 Jun 2012

My Therapy Success: Overcoming Inappropriate Joking and Homonymphobia

- As I looked at my new psychiatrist Dr. Milford, I could see the gears turning. He had one of those transparent clocks in front of him on his desk. I could also see that he was thinking about what I ha...

By: rantingsenior | Category: Humor | Score: 5| Added: 04 Jun 2012

The Erotica Troll

- Kandikizz51 is a writer and many of her poems and stories can be read online on various websites. Some of them can be read here on Erotica. Like many of the writers here, she has been pestered by a tr...

By: kandikiss51 | Category: Humor | Score: 3.8| Added: 31 Jan 2012

Santa, maybe?

- Spectacular is the only word that can describe the view from the plane window flying into Jackson Hole, Wyoming. One gets fearful as the Grand Tetons appear as though they will scrape the bottom of th...

By: Jackson_Banks | Category: Humor | Score: 5| Added: 14 Dec 2011

S.U.P.E.R.

- Chapter One: Ninjas and Knives Most teenage girls would scream if they woke up to find a ninja assassin in their bedroom. Alexandra just grinned. Finally, someone thought she was important enoug...

By: Kymburlee | Category: Humor | Score: 5| Added: 18 May 2011

Unread and Dead

- “Owwww!!! What was that?” I yelled. “That was a reader,” someone close to me said. I looked around at the clusters of loose paper scattered all around the room. The floor was completely covered an...

By: Dreamcatcher | Category: Humor | Score: 4.9| Added: 18 Apr 2011

The Apartment

- The Apartment The Magnolia Arms was a dilapidated structure of six apartment units sitting on the corner of Venus and Envy Streets. Today it’s one of those dead end streets where every morning ...

By: Dreamcatcher | Category: Humor | Score: 4.4| Added: 15 Apr 2011