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Housing Shortage

- One couple arrived at the residence. They hoped to find a perfect place to raise a family. It wasn't to be. Another couple had been quicker. They were there earlier and, so, they got first pick on av...

By: Survivor | Category: Micro Fiction | Score: 5| Added: 11 Mar 2018

Same Thing, Isn’t It?

- My daughter recently ran off a playful string of inarticulate sounds and noises, and then asked me if she had said anything. Did what she just say have any meaning? I informed no, and said it was ju...

By: Ping | Category: Micro Fiction | Score: 5| Added: 11 Feb 2018

Death Of A Garbage Man, Or Is It?

- Only looking for bar-found cuddles, I now clutched my throat. I’ve been shot! Reaching to plug my wound, I felt a pointy stick protruding from my juggler vein. “Oh Lord, why?” I gurgled to the hea...

By: Ping | Category: Micro Fiction | Score: 5| Added: 27 Jan 2018

The Garbage Man Tries To Save The Day

- Chaos. I just wanted snuggles. Everyone knew, any garbage man worth his weight in refuse, was a cuddler. But something wasn’t right. I smelled it. Then, just like the silent, noxious plume Rump reg...

By: Ping | Category: Micro Fiction | Score: 5| Added: 24 Jan 2018

Cocktail Umbrellas and Garbage Bags, The Inspector Arrives

- Looking closer, I realize who shambling man is. My ex, G, Garbageman. I should have known. He never could resist anything in polyethylene. I stand up, adjust my cocktail umbrella "dress", ready to ...

By: gillianleeza | Category: Micro Fiction | Score: 5| Added: 22 Jan 2018

The Garbage Man Cometh... And So Too Did The Inspector

- “Another drink, barkeep! No dust!” Rump giggled while mixing another. Bloody bugger’s up to something. My attention returns to my precious; she needs a low-density polyethylene changing. Luckily,...

By: Ping | Category: Micro Fiction | Score: 5| Added: 22 Jan 2018

Garbage Man Meets Garbage Bag Lady Continues...

- Poor dame was a hot, sweaty mess, like she's trying to make weight. I’d rung her bell, but she’d already lost the fight. Nerves even spilled her drink. Glad she dressed in low-density polyethylene...

By: Ping | Category: Micro Fiction | Score: 5| Added: 21 Jan 2018

Cocktail Umbrellas and Garbage Bags

- Head throbbing I open my eyes. "Why am I still in the bar?" I remember ordering a few non-virgin Hannahs. The table in front of me is covered in cocktail umbrellas. I look down aware that I am wear...

By: gillianleeza | Category: Micro Fiction | Score: 5| Added: 21 Jan 2018

Garbage Man Meets Garbage Bag Lady

- Rump’s was packed. Libations for everybody. Sanitation engineer by trade. She's dressed by Glad. Green. I needed to know. I had barkeep Rump send over an appletini. She glanced my way. I sashayed o...

By: Ping | Category: Micro Fiction | Score: 5| Added: 20 Jan 2018

Wrong Choice

- How to put this discreetly. He's a man and he needs to use a restroom. Sitting down. The restroom is down near the elevators in this college classroom building. He gets off the elevator and scoots a...

By: Survivor | Category: Micro Fiction | Score: 5| Added: 27 Apr 2017

Vernon hears a WHOOOOO

- One summer evening when I was about 4 or 5 years old, an owl was hooting off in the woods. It was a moon-dark night so from inside the cabin all that could be seen was a pitch black empty. I stood at ...

By: Vern_Fawcett | Category: Micro Fiction | Score: 5| Added: 05 Oct 2016

Yuck

- “Aw Mom,” whines Jeremy. “Do I have to take history? I hate history.” “Yes, you must take it this term.” “But history always leaves...” Jeremy thinks, “a bad taste in my mouth.” “I know dear, bu...

By: meredith | Category: Micro Fiction | Score: 5| Added: 17 Sep 2016

This. Changes. Everything.

-   This man decided to make a sandwich, but you WON'T BELIEVE what happened next. My jaw dropped! How is this even possible? An AMAZING life hack you NEED to see! You've been doing it wrong your whole ...

By: magnificent1rascal | Category: Micro Fiction | Score: 5| Added: 02 May 2015

A Little Drab'll Do Ya

-   She woke up ecstatic at the thought of the joyful preparations ahead. She really loved the holidays. Then she caught sight of a printout her husband had left on the table. The Christmas present t...

By: magnificent1rascal | Category: Micro Fiction | Score: 4.9| Added: 21 Jan 2015

Are We There Yet

- "It’s not what it looks like," he said. "I’m not pushing. You’re the one pushing." "Am not." "Are too." "Leave me alone. This side is mine. Stay on your side." "I’m not on your side. Now I...

By: elof69 | Category: Micro Fiction | Score: 4.6| Added: 14 Jan 2015

Underneath the Missile Toe

- He woke up ecstatic. Today, Christmas Eve, was the day Johnny and his friend, Steven, were testing their new invention: Missile Boots. "You're sure these have been fully calibrated?" Johnny asked, l...

By: Cricket | Category: Micro Fiction | Score: 4.7| Added: 01 Jan 2015

'Twas the Night After Christmas...

- “It’s not what it looks like,” he said, frantically fumbling with the computer mouse. She smirked. “That isn’t the Victoria’s Secret website?” Failing to minimize the screen, he switched tactics...

By: Paperboy | Category: Micro Fiction | Score: 4.9| Added: 20 Dec 2014 Editor's Pick

Holiday Travel

- He really hated the Holidays. She woke up ecstatic and asked, "You got what for my mother?" The Christmas present ticked under the tree, giving away his plan to relocate the old bird about a block...

By: Dreamcatcher | Category: Micro Fiction | Score: 4.8| Added: 16 Dec 2014

That Little Talk

- This first appeared in, Maggie Rascal’s, otherwise excellent, Select Stories’ site. Everything else there is better, in fact, much better. Check it out for yourself. “I guess it’s time we had that...

By: Rumple_deWriter | Category: Micro Fiction | Score: 5| Added: 26 Nov 2014

Feathers

- Here I sit writing. Pardon me a moment. Something is poking me in the butt. Ouch, that hurt, as I pull a feather out of my butt cheek. I feel several other pin feathers there. I scratch my head with ...

By: frogprince | Category: Micro Fiction | Score: 5| Added: 17 Oct 2014