Professor Bartholomew Hartfeld sat in a tall leather-backed chair behind a dark mahogany desk. He looked irritably at the clock on the wall opposite his desk. His 2:00 pm was late. He flicked the button on the intercom. “Has my two o’clock called to say h...
Bug one A tiny ant bit in my arse as I sat on the groundAnd asked me: "Will you lift that thing, for if I must go 'round""I'll need a lunchbox, big enough, to last a day, or two""And I just want to be home soon, so move, and let me through" --------------...
A little story about our cockroach friends Cor! Look at those crumbs left out for me, I’ll crawl out of this sewer and have some for tea. There’s old food galore under the cooker, I’ll take it home for the wife; she’s quite a looker. Just look on the tabl...
