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Randomness

- Random rhymes: punchy, munchy scrunchy, bouncy, jiggly, hunchy, Loosely, widely, funky, Stinking, rotten, clunky * Save it. Saved. Is it any good? Unlikely, so... Don't get your hopes up - ...

By: gypsy | Category: Poetry | Score: 5| Added: 29 Sep 2018

Come fly with me

- Come with me, come here, We'll fly away soon, Give me your hand, And a hug Then settle on my rug Hang on tight, tuck arms and legs in, Are you ready to take off? Let's go for a spin! The altitude's ...

By: gypsy | Category: Songs | Score: 5| Added: 05 Sep 2016

Open Windows, Open Season: Take Warning

- I make my point by tossing him out a window, He'd been warned when he entered the room, "You found your way in, you can find it back out, And if it isn't done quickly, From me you'll get a good clout...

By: gypsy | Category: Poetry | Score: 5| Added: 23 Jun 2016

A Modern Day Shopping Lament

- So here I am waiting, And biding my time, For a shipment that was Ordered From a store that's on-line. Their products are alluring, Like snacks to consume, The virtual basket's expanding There is a...

By: gypsy | Category: Poetry | Score: 5| Added: 15 Jun 2016

What IS That Smell?

- Slam dunk Do a bunk, Skunks abound Look around, Smells not good When it should, Catch a wiff 'zat the hound? Smelly old dog Wors'na bog, Dead fish rots Dog’s delight, Roll 'round goo...

By: gypsy | Category: Poetry | Score: 5| Added: 21 Jun 2015

A to Z - More Nonsensical Rhyme

- Zip, slip, blip, Taunt, menace, tip, Catch, tie, toss, Ring, lie, loss Scare, dare, fare Fair? No! Fare! Sense, fence, dense, Ease, cheese, horse. Crouch, catch, cleave, Bend, snack, sneeze Dip, ...

By: gypsy | Category: Poetry | Score: 5| Added: 13 Jun 2015

Emphatery - a contentious word, put to good use

- Slap dash, Dip smash, Bend low, Just don't go. Eat cakes, Go rake, Have tea, Come see me. Don't fret, Braid your pet. Moon is high, Tides are nigh. Forget about sense, Pay your rent. Floss your h...

By: gypsy | Category: Poetry | Score: 5| Added: 28 May 2015

A Philatelical Limerick

- *** Limericks are five line poems containing the rhyme scheme AABBA. Often they are ribald, if not obscene, however this one is clean, and while it is very tempting to write the introduction i...

By: gypsy | Category: Poetry | Score: 4.8| Added: 23 May 2013

Ode to Somniloquy

- An humourous ode, written to cheer up a tired and glum friend whose nightly slumbers were disturbed by just such chatter as is detailed in this limerick - but without the surprise ending... ...

By: gypsy | Category: Poetry | Score: 4.2| Added: 08 May 2013

A Poetic Meandering

- Sad, indeed, Is a bird without wing, Yet poems these days Are replete With such things. Using metaphor, simile, And comparative urge, This sort of rhyme Replaces the dirge. But hark! Whilst dirges h...

By: gypsy | Category: Poetry | Score: 4.6| Added: 22 Apr 2013

To Rant About Rude

- Can I rant about the rude, Without being lewd? Can I be in a snit, yet not say someone's a nit? When ignorance abounds, And thanks for help are not heard, Is it wrong to say it's no longer worth...

By: gypsy | Category: Poetry | Score: 4.9| Added: 05 Feb 2012

Ode to a Volunteer Editor

- I posted something in a forum and received the following message from a well-intentioned friend: “You used ‘precious’ twice, however, and made a typo in ‘perceive’ in the third paragraph. It's...

By: gypsy | Category: Poetry | Score: 4.9| Added: 29 Nov 2011

Ode to the Magnificent Rascal

- Homage to a Rascal Better than me I've no doubt you are, Your humour and vision outstrip mine by far. What is it I like in your startling style? Anent we shall know, but after a whyle. For a ...

By: gypsy | Category: Poetry | Score: 5| Added: 14 Jul 2011