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A Pressing Problem On Stories Space

- It seems the Rascal’s head’s in a swell, Of this fact none could dispel, Her boasting that she’s always correct, Is just a phase, I would suspect, Though to be certain only time will tell. Risking t...

By: DirtyMartini | Category: Poetry | Score: 4.9| Added: 14 Jul 2011

Business Pleasure

- Business & Pleasure Don Abdul (c)2011 Do not mix business with pleasure So goes the maxim Yet moments to treasure Both in business and pleasure, are made not of the is...

By: donabdul | Category: Poetry | Score: 4.4| Added: 11 Jul 2011

Better Than You

- Hello, I'm new here. I am better than you. I'm smarter and kindlier — Cleverer too! You're stupid - you're snooty - You're unworthy of my precious time. As for me, it's plain to see: I'm...

By: magnificent1rascal | Category: Poetry | Score: 5| Added: 10 Jul 2011 Audio version available Editor's Pick

Toujours Raison

- Un 'Tis a challenge to always be right, To gently correct when with words one could smite. To remain patiently kind When dealing with those of small mind. Yet not be dragged down by th...

By: magnificent1rascal | Category: Poetry | Score: 5| Added: 08 Jul 2011

S.U.P.E.R.

- Chapter One: Ninjas and Knives Most teenage girls would scream if they woke up to find a ninja assassin in their bedroom. Alexandra just grinned. Finally, someone thought she was important enoug...

By: Kymburlee | Category: Humor | Score: 5| Added: 18 May 2011

South of Me

- I wonder at this face I see, Looking back from the mirror and staring at me; This stranger seems to wear my face, Why didn’t I notice he took my place? What happened to my long dark hair? N...

By: Dreamcatcher | Category: Poetry | Score: 5| Added: 23 Apr 2011

Unread and Dead

- “Owwww!!! What was that?” I yelled. “That was a reader,” someone close to me said. I looked around at the clusters of loose paper scattered all around the room. The floor was completely covered an...

By: Dreamcatcher | Category: Humor | Score: 4.9| Added: 18 Apr 2011

The Apartment

- The Apartment The Magnolia Arms was a dilapidated structure of six apartment units sitting on the corner of Venus and Envy Streets. Today it’s one of those dead end streets where every morning ...

By: Dreamcatcher | Category: Humor | Score: 4.4| Added: 15 Apr 2011

Ah coffee

- Something the true coffee addicts will enjoy Ah coffee the drink of the gods can't get enough my drug of choice time to brew me another cup yup I'm addicted to it sweet with sugar and cream or bla...

By: easy_rider75 | Category: Poetry | Score: 4.5| Added: 12 Apr 2011

If I Said

- If I Said.. Why aren’t rainbows everyday? Why do clouds drift away? Why won’t love come and stay? What would you say? If I said.. Who made giraffes so tall? Why do leaves die and...

By: Dreamcatcher | Category: Poetry | Score: 5| Added: 22 Mar 2011

The Power of Invisibility

- You wouldn’t pay any attention to her because she was one of the unattractive invisible. But that was exactly her thing. A woman of the common masses. She didn’t party, didn’t go to church, didn’t r...

By: Roarke | Category: Flash Fiction | Score: 5| Added: 08 Feb 2011

Sage Advice

- The tropical island's wharf suddenly jumped to life as the long strides of the seasoned pilot sounded on it's sodden planks. A young port officer hesitantly approached the advancing aviator. "I've go...

By: Roarke | Category: Flash Fiction | Score: 3.3| Added: 07 Feb 2011

Just Punishment

- “This is insanely bogus. Craziness. I’m NOT giving them my cell phone; they can pry it out of my cold dead hands.”  Wilson knew this was coming, Brittany had not listened, nor heeded any of his sugges...

By: Roarke | Category: Flash Fiction | Score: 5| Added: 06 Feb 2011

Stuck in Rhyme

- Oh dear, what a turn of bad luck— In rhyme, my thought process is stuck! It's my fate to find pleasure In syntax with measure, 'Til I pull myself out of this...messy situation. (Whew! I'm so...

By: magnificent1rascal | Category: Poetry | Score: 5| Added: 27 Jan 2011

The Unexpected Poet — Taken by Surprise

- Poetry and I never could get along, I grappled with the rules, and the gist of the stanza. Frozen with fear I might do it all wrong, Over poetry writing, I chose reruns of Bonanza. Part of t...

By: magnificent1rascal | Category: Poetry | Score: 5| Added: 24 Jan 2011

Fear and Loathing in Oz - Chapter II

- I must have passed out again. Either that, or what followed was too horrible to remember, which is my guess, seeing as my last memory is of a trio of the little fucks chasing after me waving cat fetus...

By: sprite | Category: Fantasy | Score: 4| Added: 19 Oct 2010

A Fair Exchange

- Chastity gently pulled back on the reins, halting Stormcloud’s progress, a bewildered look upon her face. She could have sworn she’d passed through this meadow earlier. Unrolling her map, she studied ...

By: sprite | Category: Fantasy | Score: 4.8| Added: 17 Oct 2010

Trash Talk

- They hang out all day, Ain't got no plans, With nothing to do, And time on their hands. In everyone's business, All over town, Just talking trash, To bring them down. Talk more trash, Late...

By: DirtyMartini | Category: Poetry | Score: 5| Added: 17 Oct 2010

The Pants on the Floor

- Entering the room, the wife stopped short at the door: She saw not one, two or three, but FOUR pants on the floor! What could have caused an action so rash, Four trousers crumpled like yesterday's ...

By: magnificent1rascal | Category: Poetry | Score: 5| Added: 12 Oct 2010