Offensive Stories

bri54

2 May 2013

Lols to Tits

The absurdity of Words.

Lols to Tits I've noticed that I use the abbreviation 'lol' far too much when chatting online, typing stories, poems or texting. Even though what's being said is hardly funny at all. Sometimes I use it to take the sting out of an amusing or cutting commen...

sprite

14 Oct 2010

Fear and Loathing in Oz - Chapter I

An hommage to Hunter S Thompson and L. Frank Baum.

 Beside us raced the hurricane. 140 mph of sheer twisted speed, barely able to keep up with the rented Corvette we’d picked up in Toledo, let alone my amphetamine fueled brain. Under the dashboard was enough acid and ecstasy to turn an entire nation of ji...