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Bovine Confusion

- We’ve all navigated the dangerous waters of life’s many rites of passage. Not always first-time successful, but we made it, right? First steps. First bike ride. First crush. First kiss. First heart...

By: Ping | Category: Humor | Score: 4.8| Added: 06 May 2018

In the Closet

- The phone rang as I was locking up for the night and I thought about leaving it ring. Then I thought about my bank account, went back around the desk, picked up, and said: “Conde.” An older man’s vo...

By: Fredrock | Category: Adventure | Score: 5| Added: 10 Mar 2018

Captian Scrotum and the SS thrust: Chapter 17 (last chapter)

- Chapter 17 Not Alone Scrotum was sitting on the floor, in a little pain, having shoulder banged the door, without success. “Lilly, can Anna remove the Magnetic device and open the door?” “I’m afraid...

By: rbo | Category: Humor | Score: 5| Added: 03 Dec 2016

Captain Scrotum and the SS Thrust: chapter 16

- Chapter 16 The final scream of the Mia. Roberto smiled as he looked at the screen, his A.I. AR-K0N-X3 had infiltrated the L1’s program, as he knew it would, his Arkon was far superior, stolen from a ...

By: rbo | Category: Humor | Score: 5| Added: 25 Nov 2016

Taxation to Heaven

- There is something wrong with you Though we can’t quite point it out You are dangerous, you are scarred Only we can help you out! Everything you know inside Is the devil’s gateway to yo...

By: JätteskogFrejyason | Category: Songs | Score: 5| Added: 24 Nov 2016

Captain Scrotum and the SS thrust: chapter 15

- Chapter 15 Aboard The Thrust. Scrotum was sitting on the toilet hiding, He knew Knob was on his ship, and Lilly was trying to get him off. “Why don’t you just leave the ship, big Knob,” Lilly sugges...

By: rbo | Category: Humor | Score: 5| Added: 16 Nov 2016

Captain Scrotum and the SS thrust, chapter 14

- Chapter 14 The Return Of The Knob Scrotum rolled over, his hand landing on something squishy. He squeezed it. He knew a nipple when he felt one. He squeezed it again as he opened his eyes, smiling, a...

By: rbo | Category: Humor | Score: 5| Added: 09 Nov 2016

Captain Scrotum and the SS thrust: chapter 13

- Chapter 13 Guess Who’s Back. Marvin had docked his cloaked ship and teleported into the engine room of the Screaming Mia, killing everyone who was there. Then he plugged a device into the Ship's comp...

By: rbo | Category: Humor | Score: 5| Added: 31 Oct 2016

Captain Scrotum and the SS Thrust: Chapter 11 and 12

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By: rbo | Category: Humor | Score: 5| Added: 23 Oct 2016

Captain Scrotum and the SS Thrust: Chapter 10

- Chapter 10. No one can hear you moan in space Lilly instructed Sweet-Cheeks on how to use the Sealant gun “The sealant hardens to a non-conductive solid substance it will fill the hole and protect th...

By: rbo | Category: Humor | Score: 5| Added: 09 Oct 2016

Locke & Keys: A Henchman's Handicap

- Reader discretion is advised.     The first few lines of this work contain language or other material that some readers may find offensive.  By choosing to view the piece in its entirety, you ...

By: Vuto_MSK | Category: Humor | Score: 5| Added: 03 Oct 2016

Stand Straight When Smoking/ Two Slim

- **Picks up a cigarette. Lights it. Puff puff, Cough, cough (chokes). Switches it off** I don’t even like smoking. Worse still I am right outside a cancer ward. Alright, I don’t even know how I’m gon...

By: anthonychansa | Category: Humor | Score: 5| Added: 02 Oct 2016

Captain Scrotum and the SS Thrust: Chapter 9

- Chapter 9 Turn Lilly on Marvin looked on in astonishment. No sane person would take cover in an asteroid field, and if the Whorea died, he wouldn’t get paid. He should have kept one prisoner and kill...

By: rbo | Category: Humor | Score: 5| Added: 26 Sep 2016

Captain Scrotum and the SS thrust: Chapter 8

- Chapter 8 Asto-Annoyed Scrotum was screaming and wheezing, he had dropped his inhaler and was trying to avoid hundreds of rocks. Lilly swung the ship to the left pitched it slightly and looped over a...

By: rbo | Category: Humor | Score: 5| Added: 14 Sep 2016

Captain Scrotum and the SS Thrust, chapter 7

- Chapter 7 a simple repair done badly. Scrotum looked out of the window to the airlock. He knew there were many ways to die out there in the cold vacuum of space. He couldn’t understand why the engine...

By: rbo | Category: Humor | Score: 5| Added: 05 Sep 2016

Captain Scrotum and the SS thrust chapter sex ... er six

- Chapter sex, er, six. The Hunter General Knob limped out of the lower shuttle and storage area. He was looking for the owner of the station, intending to get information on this Captain Scrot and the...

By: rbo | Category: Humor | Score: 4.9| Added: 22 Aug 2016

Captain Scrotum and the SS Thrust: chapter 5

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By: rbo | Category: Humor | Score: 5| Added: 14 Aug 2016

Captian Scrotum and the SS thrust, chapter 4

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By: rbo | Category: Humor | Score: 5| Added: 06 Aug 2016

Captain Scrotum and the SS Thrust chapter 3

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By: rbo | Category: Humor | Score: 5| Added: 28 Jul 2016

Captain Scrotum And The SS Thrust chapter 2

- Chapter 2 Hide the body. “Lilly!" Scrotum shouted while panicking, “How long will it take the cleaning bot to clean this mess up?” “I’m sorry sexy ass. I am not programmed to move dead bodies.” Scr...

By: rbo | Category: Humor | Score: 5| Added: 22 Jul 2016

Without EVE

- The sin of humanity is shared Not Eve Not Adam Both sinned. I do not need an apology from either than to prevent the recurrence of that sin God made man with the sole intention to rule and govern...

By: christena | Category: Poetry | Score: 4| Added: 14 Jul 2016

Captain Scrotum and the SS Thrust

- Captain Scrotum and the SS Thrust The year is 2462, and the earth is dead. What was left of its population spread through the heavens looking for a new home. Of course, once they left earth they foun...

By: rbo | Category: Humor | Score: 4.8| Added: 11 Jul 2016

Shall We?

- Draw me near and cheer me Grace me with your smile Let a veil encircle ‘round Concealing us, a while Let me lean against you Strong and warm and there Radiating sureness Shielded from life’s glare ...

By: TaliaRussell | Category: Poetry | Score: 4.8| Added: 28 Apr 2016

Bedroom Hymn

- They say God is dead. I say God is reborn every single night whenever you make me scream his name. You see, no religion is as good as ours. No prayer sounds as beautiful as your heavy breathing besi...

By: palela | Category: Musings | Score: 5| Added: 22 Apr 2016

Losing North - Fucking Celebrate! (Chapter VII)

- FUCKING CELEBRATE! “To a prosperous career!” Charlie said, raising his glass. “Jesus, Charlie. Can you be more cliché?” Adam answered smiling while raising his glass for the toast. “A better ...

By: a_gabardo | Category: Drama | Score: 0| Added: 28 Mar 2016

Losing North - No Rock, Just Same Old Bottom (Chapter VI)

- NO ROCK, JUST THESAME OLD BOTTOM “Get up!” The jail guard shouted, making Adam almost jump from the small rectangle he had been calling a bed for the weekend. His head was spinning, the room wa...

By: a_gabardo | Category: Drama | Score: 5| Added: 14 Mar 2016

Losing North - Unpleasant Surprise (Chapter V)

- UNPLEASANT SURPRISE Adam’s smile covered his entire face, from ear to ear. “What are you so happy about?” Charlie asked, coming home from work. Adam put his phone on the living’s room table and...

By: a_gabardo | Category: Drama | Score: 4.5| Added: 13 Mar 2016

Losing North - Serious Boredom (Chapter II)

- SERIOUS BOREDOM Days had passed since Adam’s encounter with Page, not that he had thought about it much. The days after were pretty much summed up by ‘drink, work, fuck, sleep and restart’. At ...

By: a_gabardo | Category: Drama | Score: 3.5| Added: 04 Mar 2016

Fighting the addiction

- I wish someone could understand  The burn, the urge, the pain,  The feeling of being trapped in sand  Or being caught in the ice cold rain Like its out of your control When in fact it controls you  Y...

By: Finallyatpeace | Category: Poetry | Score: 4.5| Added: 12 Jan 2016

stay

- you are not my gleaming sun you are not the soft, rhythmic beating of my heart you are not constant, sweet music to my ears, nor are you beauty and grace and personified you are not my winge...

By: palela | Category: Poetry | Score: 5| Added: 28 Jul 2015

Now

- Do we now know When passion has passed After unwinding Our limbs’ tangled mass? Long after the lure of the words To and fro The mental gymnastics Propelling us prone After seeing the image In each...

By: TaliaRussell | Category: Poetry | Score: 4.9| Added: 22 Jul 2015

Dave's Place Chapter 5 - Elaine

- I met Elaine long ago. She was one of the first regulars. She caught my eye as soon as she walked through the door. It was that self assured stride with her head held high. It certainly didn't hurt th...

By: Nox | Category: Drama | Score: 4.4| Added: 29 Jun 2015

Candy, Honey And Whipped Cream

- Coated in candy, honey and whipped cream Kindled fires of flesh, lost in a dream Of the act, the players came The stadium darkened, ready for the game She, a goblet, of clay or pure gold He...

By: Pirate | Category: Poetry | Score: 5| Added: 08 Apr 2015

Journey from Paradise

- Journey from Paradise Part I - Island Holiday The view that she’d get when the passenger jet made a bank for its final approach was a fine sight to see even though it would be through a sm...

By: tradford | Category: Poetry | Score: 4.8| Added: 05 Aug 2014

Why

- Out of the woodwork  like roaches you gather thinking my feelings don't even matter What did you gain were there any riches You all just seem to be jealous bitches Who did we hur...

By: CaptNick | Category: Poetry | Score: 5| Added: 28 Apr 2014

Oh how I love you

- Oh how I love you!  I love you more than water  I love you more than air  I love you more than food  Oh how I love you!  The way you smile The way you walk  The way you shake your ass Oh how I lo...

By: CaptNick | Category: Poetry | Score: 4.3| Added: 26 Apr 2014

The Doll

- Barry hadn’t committed a crime for over twenty five years. Surely that was long enough to let things go, let the past swallow up his misdeeds? Enough time to move on. Standing by the front door, he ...

By: lunaswift | Category: Horror | Score: 5| Added: 21 Apr 2014

Bad Chemistry

- Margo sat huddled in the dark basement. Upstairs, she heard the "click" of the back-door opening - opening in a sneaky sinister sort of a way. That door was supposed to be locked ! Margo thought, ...

By: Calindra | Category: General | Score: 4.8| Added: 08 Apr 2014

Last Day Aboard Ship

- The wake-up alarm sounded in my quarters. That irritating oddly pitched buzz filled my head as my mind drifted into consciousness. They have scientifically created the sound that our hearing and brain...

By: rolandlytle | Category: Science Fiction | Score: 4.9| Added: 24 Jan 2014

Ours

- Today was busy An opening, dinner and a movie Then a walk along the river Before heading home... Once there it was time to relax, Opening the veranda doors, stepping out Walking over,...

By: aussie_kitty77 | Category: Poetry | Score: 4.3| Added: 29 Sep 2013

Hunger

-   It’s food I want. My mouth devouring grapes and berries plucked and juicy on my lips. I want to dig potatoes buried in the earth and boil them soft, unpeeled. I want to eat so I...

By: Sisyphus | Category: Poetry | Score: 4.6| Added: 09 Jul 2013

Tight Place

- I pulled out the note from my pocket and looked at the address my colleague had jotted down. It turned out that I’m about twenty meters from the place. The building was old, with crumbling stucco wal...

By: Heel | Category: Thriller | Score: 4.4| Added: 19 Mar 2013

Morning Safety

- I awoke to the feeling of your warm body wrapped around me and the rhythm of your regular breathing ruffling my hair. I felt so safe at that moment. Memories returned of a different sort of bre...

By: LauraLee_Sweetness | Category: Poetry | Score: 4.8| Added: 13 Nov 2012

To San Francisco, With Apathy

- I wonder how many packages like this are sent through the mail everyday. Dozens? Thousands? Millions? Tiny envelopes or large boxes filled with the belongs of someone you used to know. T-shirts, phot...

By: ChemicalSunrise | Category: Musings | Score: 4| Added: 14 May 2012

Raise A Glass to Sex With A Purpose

- I got some c**e with this girl I met the other day 50 dollars split to numb the pain away life's a whole lot easier when your body's numb you sni**, snor (record skip)t, and swallow till you can't fee...

By: Patrick | Category: Songs | Score: 4.3| Added: 02 Aug 2011

Wonderland - Lucy's Tale: Chapter Three

- Funny thing. After all these years after revealing my secrets to Alice, I had forgotten one of hers, the very first one. Oh, I suppose it’s only natural. After all, we’d never spoken of it again, neve...

By: sprite | Category: Horror | Score: 4.5| Added: 16 Oct 2010