Oh, Vodka!How I pine for thee.For a man with no money,cannot drink his Lady!I miss your burn,your delicate palate,that crack as the bottle opens.I miss the intoxicating aroma,and the weight of the glass.It always starts the same:I wash my glass,then pour...
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Lady Vodka (Poem 10, of many)
Lady Vodka... Love ya! Infused, you be...Hmm, a peppery Lady,Spicy and hot on many levels.Szechuan heat comes at me,suffuses my being... Numbs,yet lights a fiery heat,seduction in a glass,you make me want to passthe glass under my nose...inhale... enjoy...burn... soothe... happy.Interesting, Lad...
Poems Within Musings Within Poems Within...
Just read, there might be something you like about it...I don’t mind people farting, but I’m sitting here like a terrorist. By which I mean that I’m sitting with my t-shirt covering my face and can scarcely be identified. This is not good. I want one day without someone farting. Yeah, you read this right, I’m...
Lady Vodka (Poem 7 Of Many)
I miss you...My Lady, I’m missing you,That burn, the lasting finish.The way the bottle opens*Crack*, it goes, *glug*,Out pours my Lady. My nostrils take you in, I inhale deeply, I feel that burn,My eyes water a little.My lips rest on the edge of the glass,Nose deeply...
Trio of Poems
Three of my favourite beverages get the Kitty poem treatment.A trio of poems about my favourite drinks, first Tea:A cup of tea,is a labour of love,boil the kettle,warm the pot...A spoonful of leaves,One for each personand another for the pot,it really requires very little thought,but a lot of love.Infuse infuse, fo...
A Ramble Through my Mind
Take a trip, see what goes through my crazy little head.Bread and butter. It’s simple and beautiful in its simplicity. It is one of those things that always comes through in a pinch. Whenever I’m hungry and there’s nothing else, I make myself a bit of bread and butter and it makes me happy.It’s the simple thin...
Lady Vodka (Poem 6 of many)
I drank her all up (boo hoo)Drank my Lady,I drank her all up.She was tasty,now I long for more.I have no money,so long I shall.But I want more Vodka,sadly she is depleted!I drank her all up.But, alas, I shall not be defeated!My Lady Vodka, I shall have!I shall have and savourand lov...
Lady Vodka (Poem 5 of many)
Another outpouring of love for My LadyStrawberries, My Lady,that's what you taste like tonightStrong, alcoholic strawberries.It makes me smile,you smell and taste differenteach time I drink of thee!Vodka: people think you taste...bland but strong,or like drain cleaner.Oh, how wrong they are!Y...
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Lady Vodka, The Seductress (Poem 4 of many)
Make love to me, my Lady!I drink my Vodka straightOh, how I hateto see Her diluted,convoluted... Violated!Feel that burn!Let your tongue turn:Around and around,hear the soundof Her swirl aroundyour mouth, savourHer beautiful flavour,Make love to Herwith your mouth;let Her make lo...
Lady Vodka and Kitty (poem 3 of many)
Kitty also loves Lady VodkaThe winter grains.They bring such a different texture:not harsh, though not too smooth,still warm, though a little chilly.They warm to my mouth,clinging and burning,gently. And the smell!Burning my nostrils,bringing tears to my eyes!My eyes, they close. s...
Lady Vodka (poem 2 of many)
More about my LadyLady Vodka, I want youYour strong scent combs my noseYour tangy taste burns my mouthAll the way down my throatYou burn and slip down so smoothLady Vodka, my first true loveNever leave me, Lady VodkaFor without you, I'd be lostLost in a pit of mediocre boo...
Lady Vodka (poem number 1 of many)
I love my Lady... VodkaVodka, my Lady I finally have you My Russian Bride Strong and tasty But let's not be hasty Slowly sipped, savoured and loved, that's my Lady My Vodka, my love Never leave me Lady Vodka